The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Texans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Texans, Texans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.