The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Texans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Texans, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.