The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Texans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Texans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.