The Bad Spot Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Texans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Texans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.