The Bad Spot Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Texans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Texans scores zero, past belief!
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Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.