The Late Scratch Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Texans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Texans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.