The Late Scratch Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Texans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Texans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.