The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Texans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
81%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Texans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.