The Snap Count Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.