The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.