The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.