The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Elliott's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.