The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Elliott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.