The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Elliott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Elliott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.