The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Elliott, Elliott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.