The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Elliott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Elliott, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Brandon Aubrey
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Eli Stowers
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.