The Phantom Flag Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Myers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Myers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.