The Doink Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Myers gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
85%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Myers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.