The Late Scratch Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Myers trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Myers. Myers does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
78%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Myers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.