The Hamstring Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Myers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Myers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.