The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Myers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Myers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.