The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Myers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.