The Wind Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Myers is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Myers makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Myers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.