The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.
- Myers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Myers, Myers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.