The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Myers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.