The Late Scratch Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Myers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Myers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.