The Upright Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Myers. Myers does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Myers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.