The Hamstring Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Myers warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
80%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Myers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.