The Phantom Flag Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Myers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.