The Shank Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Myers. Myers does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Myers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Myers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.