The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Myers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Myers, Myers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.