The Doink Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- The broadcast shows Myers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Myers is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
74%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Myers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.