The Wide Left Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Ref: "Number Myers, that's a flag." Myers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Myers's stadium. Only over Myers.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Myers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.