The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Myers trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Myers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Myers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.