The Late Scratch Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Myers's stadium. Only over Myers.
- Myers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Myers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.