The Hamstring Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Myers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Myers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Jadarian Price
- Brandon Aubrey
- Sam Darnold
- Zach Charbonnet
- Cameron Dicker
- AJ Barner
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Rashid Shaheed
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.