The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Myers. Myers does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Myers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.