The Wide Left Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Myers. Myers does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
81%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Myers, Myers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.