The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Ref: "Number Myers, that's a flag." Myers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Myers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Myers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.