The Phantom Flag Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.
- Myers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Myers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.