The Doink Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Myers. Myers does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Myers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.