The Late Scratch Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Myers trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Myers's stadium. Only over Myers.
89%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Myers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.