The Shank Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Myers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Myers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.