The Doink Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Myers kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
72%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Myers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.