The Doink Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Myers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Myers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.