The Phantom Flag Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.
- Myers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Myers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.