The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Myers will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Myers, Myers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.