The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“The broadcast shows Woods on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Woods is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.