The Snap Count Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Hall, that's a flag." Hall: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hall, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.