The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Woods's stadium. Only over Woods.
- Woods sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.